Just ‘cos we work in konstrucshun, it don’t mean we is a bunch of fick delinkwents who can’t reed, rite, talk proper or nowt. As can be observed from our recent attendance at Highfield Primary in Leeds and our well-deserved Headteacher’s Award, we never play truant and we conduct ourselves impeccably at all times. Our J. P. Wild team of Teacher’s Pets are more than capable of paying attention, fully assimilating the requirements of the task asked of them and of being able to get their work handed in on time! Unlike some of our competitors it would appear, who presumably “Must try harder”, we shall not be looking to accidentally lose our End of Term Report on the way home from skool, shcool, school…
